They offer a $2 per month hosting plan that is out of this world!

For $2 per month you get:

• 200 KB of Storage
• 10 MB of Bandwidth
• PHP 4, 5 and 6
• MySQL, SQL and Oracle
• Dedicated Dedication
• Host Up to 6.8 Sites
• Free Identity Theft

They have some great upgrades available too!

With their “Take My Money Plan you get 2 Glow Sticks and a Free Broken Toaster and much more for $20 per month.

Resellers will be please with their “Resell-Our-Crap plan”.  $200 a month gives you Ruby on Railroads, 10 Bytes of Bandwidth and Steve Ballmer.

All of those plans are very affordable, but if you are strapped for cash today, you can always stop by and visit our sponsor for a payday loan and take a few bucks to get your new site going.

Phone Support 24/8

Their phone support seems to be typical for all hosting companies.

Other Services

Customer Testimonials

Their customer testimonials will keep you hitting the refresh button over and over again to cycle through all the great things that people have to say about No Uptime Hosting,

Like

No Uptime used my credit card to buy porn magazines. This service is a sham!

and

Harry Kornes writes:
Exceptional service for an exceptional price. My only complaint is that technical support told me to fuck off when I called them, but everything else has been great.

Affiliates?

My only complaint is that I can’t seem to figure out if they have an affiliate program . . .